TERE BHAI ENGLISH SEEKH GAYA, AB 6000 WALI RUSSIAN CHAIYE!

Yaar, yeh kahaani suno. Mera bhai, ek, ab English hi bolta hai. Zyaada. But now he wants to be a superhero. He says, "Ab toh chai mein vodka dalo." I told him, "Bhai, ek saal baad!" But he's adamant. He keeps saying, "! Yeh kya chal raha hai? ". I don't know what to do. Kaise bataouse? Help! Tera Bhai Ne 6000 Wali Chai Mang Li Bhai ne kya kar di